the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There's even glitter on my cock...
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