He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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