So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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