WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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