he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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