with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I supernannyed him into submission
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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