New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
