BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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