I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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