hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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