Well apparently he's into motor boating.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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