i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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