I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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