Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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