Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
did you just send me my own nude
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
