so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
