im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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