Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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