11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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