Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's official drugs can't kill me
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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