I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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