your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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