Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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