i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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