Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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