No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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