11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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