i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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