Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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