i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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