let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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