I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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