hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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