Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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