IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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