chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Can I color on your dick again?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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