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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just pynch a tree in the face
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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