No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The air was thick with penises
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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