Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Randomize
