He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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