Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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