Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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