All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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