Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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