Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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