Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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