Cold hands, warm shart.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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