when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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