What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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