hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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