just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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